Conversation with Journey while shopping in the baby section.
Journey: “Awwwwww. My eyes are watering.”
Me: “Are you crying?”
J: “Why wouldn’t I be? These baby clothes are just soooo cute.”
Me: “Awww”
J: “You know I love babies. That’s why I’ve been begging for a baby sister or brother.”
Me: giving her the side eye and silence
J: “Now my other eye is watering, but it’s just because I have something in it.”